INDIANAPOLIS, Ind.—With expansion being a hot topic for several years now, the NCAA decided to make a move they believe is something that was “bound to happen in the future.” “We’re pleased to announce a level of inclusion that will see dollars go straight to our bank accounts in Bahrain,” NCAA President Mark Emmert toldContinue reading “NCAA to Expand March Madness Basketball Tournament to 256 Teams”
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NCAA Brings Out The Undertaker to Make Mizzou Appeal Announcement
(Indianapolis, IND.) – In a move that the NCAA defended as “completely necessary,” and “in no way associated with the hilarious tone of the penalties,” the NCAA brought out The Undertaker before Thanksgiving to help make the announcement regarding Mizzou’s Infractions appeal. “We really just wanted to take a dump on the Mizzou fanbase beforeContinue reading “NCAA Brings Out The Undertaker to Make Mizzou Appeal Announcement”
Bill Self Furious Snoop Dogg Left Him No Weed as Promised
(LAWRENCE, Kan.) University of Kansas basketball coach Bill Self had the public relations nightmare to deal with this past Friday night. And just when you thought that was the end, it’s taken a predictable turn at this point. “It’s cool. I mean I only cried to him about my childhood on the phone, it’s notContinue reading “Bill Self Furious Snoop Dogg Left Him No Weed as Promised”
Will Muschamp to Disclose Every Scripted Play Before Kentucky Game Next Season
(COLUMBIA, S. Car.) South Carolina Gamecocks football coach Will Muschamp had great success telling Cole Cubelic of SEC Network what he was going to do as soon as the half resumed this past Saturday. The success was viewed as so good by Muschamp that during his weekly staff meeting, the decision was made to approachContinue reading “Will Muschamp to Disclose Every Scripted Play Before Kentucky Game Next Season”
Bill Self Charges Weekend Excursion, Hookers to Athletic Department Credit Cards
(LAWRENCE, Kan.) Bill Self may be going into some sort of psychological breakdown as a result of the NCAA investigation now coming to light involving the Kansas Jayhawks. “It’s just not [expletive] fair,” Self told The Beet as he was hanging out by a homeless shelter near downtown Lawrence. “I’m the freaking victim in this.Continue reading “Bill Self Charges Weekend Excursion, Hookers to Athletic Department Credit Cards”
Sick of Being Called Homer, Barrett Sallee Decides to Embrace Accusations
(ATHENS, Geo.) College football analyst Barrett Sallee is often fielding a long list of accusations from a fanbase whenever he makes a statement or has an opinion. But perhaps the most frequently levied charge against the CBS Sports writer is that he is a homer for the Georgia Bulldogs. Fed up with the long-running insinuations,Continue reading “Sick of Being Called Homer, Barrett Sallee Decides to Embrace Accusations”
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